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2012 Nationals Player Profile: Sandy Leon
Five days later, the now-legendary Leon-Solano staring contest was called a draw when someone finally noticed that the two catchers were missing from normal team activities. Sandy Leon is a promising...
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ScutaRoe v. Wade (and Craig Stammen): Nats Big Comeback Aborted in 11th
“I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun Marco Scutaro” –Dexter Fowler’s thoughts (AP Photo/Chris Schneider) Final Score: Rockies 11, Nationals 10 Dame of the Game: Bryce Harper: 2-6,...
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Harper 2012
Nationals fans, it’s time for the most important election of the year. The National League All Star Game Final Vote (the AL vote is inconsequential) dwarfs all other elections in terms of the impact...
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Bryce Harper Wins Final Vote: God’s
Despite losing the NL All-Star Final Vote, which we’ve repeatedly stressed was meaningless and irrelevant, Bryce Harper won the only Final Vote that matters on Thursday. In a press release put out by...
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Bryce Harper Concedes
Delivering the concession speech. Just a few hours ago, Bryce Harper lost the election to the final spot on the 2012 NL All-Star team. Many who put a great deal of work into campaigning for Bryce...
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How the Nationals Did in the All-Star Game
Strasburg laughs when Verlander is announced as the All-Star starter. The National League has won the All-Star Game by a score of 8-0. It was the most exciting All-Star game since never. It was very...
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Well, This Sucks (Nationals Sign Rafael Soriano)
Attempts to drown Soriano in the past have failed, sadly. I hate Rafael Soriano. I absolutely despise him. This isn’t the joke kind of hatred I had for Sean Burnett at times, or the dislike coupled...
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Nats Finish Series 1 Game Under .500, Delight Fans Who Still Think It’s 2007:...
Game 1: Stephen knew what time it was. It was time for Steve. (Photo by Scott Cunningham/Getty Images) Nationals 3, Braves 2 A win over the Braves. Nothing bad about this game. Everything is all good....
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I. Love. When This Team Wins. Performances by Zimm. And Twins: A Twins Series...
Game 1: “Stephen, this is a baseball.”“Yeah…I know. Why do you keep following me around?”(Photo by Patrick McDermott/Getty Images) Twins 4, Nationals 3 It had been over 40 years since the Minnesota...
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2013 Nationals Player Profile: Denard Span
Denard Span’s saliva is worth its weight in saliva. On January 16, 2013, Denard Span woke up, went to the bathroom, defecated, forgot to brush his teeth, and pulled on his Lounging Robe, which is neon...
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