Five days later, the now-legendary Leon-Solano staring contest was called a draw when someone finally noticed that the two catchers were missing from normal team activities.
Sandy Leon is a promising young catcher who showed some batting skill in AA Harrisburg this year and figures to play an important role for the Nationals in the wake of the injury to Wilson –aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH SWEET MOTHER OF HANDS WRITERS CRAMP. OHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD FUCK ME ON A TURNSTILE THAT HURTS SO MUCH SOMEONE PLEASE SHOVE MY HEAD IN A BUCKET OF LAVA TO DISTRACT ME FROM THAT PAIN MAYBE I WILL WRITE MORE ABOUT SANDY LEON IN A FEW MONTHS WHEN I RECOVER FROM THIS HELLSPAWNED MUSCLE MISERY OR MAYBE NEVER BECAUSE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
